Thursday, September 4, 2008

Racist Product Endorsements


Chick1 [10:38 P.M.]: hey, sidenote:

Chick1 [10:38 P.M.]: don't you have thin, white-girl lips
Chick1 [10:38 P.M.]: ?
CHICK2 [10:39 P.M.]: who me????
Chick1 [10:39 P.M.]: lol
Chick1 [10:39 P.M.]: yes, sort of
CHICK2 [10:39 P.M.]: ive been told that..yes
CHICK2 [10:39 P.M.]: lol
Chick1 [10:39 P.M.]: today when i went to sephora, they told me i qualified for my free gift b/c i had spent 100 bucks
Chick1 [10:39 P.M.]: and one of my free gifts was some damn Lip Plumper
Chick1 [10:40 P.M.]: and i was like "what the hell am i gonna do with this"
CHICK2 [10:40 P.M.]: rofl!!
Chick1 [10:40 P.M.]: so the girl was like, just use it as a lip gloss
Chick1 [10:40 P.M.]: now isn't that racist?
CHICK2 [10:40 P.M.]: basically
Chick1 [10:40 P.M.]: so, i was gonna find a white girl on the metro with no lips and hand it to her
Chick1 [10:40 P.M.]: but i'll just give it to you...my black friend with white features
Chick1 [10:40 P.M.]: lol
CHICK2 [10:41 P.M.]: yes..i will gladly plump my lips up..
CHICK2 [10:42 P.M.]: although fekade says i have the best lips for any race
Chick1 [10:43 P.M.]: really...well, that's cuz he's african
CHICK2 [10:43 P.M.]: but i have never gotten over my great grandfather giving me the name "perch mouth" like the fish??!?? he always called me that when i was little..i dont even think he knew my name
CHICK2 [10:43 P.M.]: and all africans have big lips?? You're the damn racist!!

BTW it works. My lips have never been bigger...muahz!

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